Sunday, June 28, 2009

Owie, my poor tummy...

3 cupcakes. that's all i'm gonna say about that.

what did i do friday night? i really can't...oh watched "yes man" with the hubs. i have the biggest crush on zooey deschanel. like kirstie alley big.

saturday i did enjoy perusing through racks of designer wedding gowns. not for me. and i'm convinced if we'd been on "say yes to the dress" i would've been the annoying friend that all the viewers want to slap. i'm so ashamed!

it's not chicken under a duck, my friends. it's chicken under a brick. remember that if you go to dante's kitchen. and you should go. now.


check out this attractive couple:

beautiful children will be born from our loins.

do women have loins?

mmm pork tenderloin...

make this today and then thank me for being your friend and telling you to do it. my next dinner guests, whoever you may be, you will be eating this. with mashed potatoes and probably a nice crisp pinot grigio. line forms outside our front (or only) door.

4 day work happy i could pee myself...

Sunday, June 21, 2009

i'm becoming more of a failure

i need a "work" switch that i can turn on when i leave every morning that renders me robotic and emotionless. it would make the days less complicated.

the dreams i have whilst napping are beyond (read: BEYOND) absurd.

saturday my hair was so big, i looked like a country music singer. i hummed "coal miner's daughter" for most of the day.

and got my ring cleaned. and a free teasing comb. she would be proud.

my dog pees and poops in strange houses. it's embarrassing and only highlights the fact that i cannot stay mad at that face.

little biscuit.

i meant to upload all the pics from my mom's camera...all 1246. but i forgot. phenergran has had me in a daze all day. cause i ate so much last night i made myself sick.

but it tasted soooooooo good. go here now.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

blog much...?

no i don't. i'm really very lame.

i find i'm very preoccupied lately with obtaining this... because i really wanna make this.

i am very much obsessed with cooking and baking... hence my need for a big kitchen with a great working triangle (sink, stove, refrigerator) and granite, quartz or stainless steel countertops and maybe a butcher's block built in to the counters. a huge deep double sink, stainless stove with 5 gargantuan spider burners, and island with a sink for washing vegetables. excuse me, i need to grab a tissue...

my newest and possible lamest obsession is watching any and everything on hgtv. i've slowly (and reluctantly) phased out my mtv-only channel non-surfing.

i'm trying with every fiber of my being to finish this book. i'm struggling.

june is going by so, so fast...